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This site is dedicated to
Odessa and it will be in use for people that want to visit this city.
The author of this site don't want to thrust his opinion on You.
He just want to tell some facts about this city. |
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Sightseeings |
The idea of the creation
of this page appeared after communication with people that visited
Odessa and Odessa region. They were disappointed because they did
not get satisfaction they want. |
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Odessa is situated in the
Southern part of Ukraine in the Black sea coast. The city was founded
207 years ago. The history of the city is not rich and is
connected with wars of the Russian Empire and with periods when
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Reality
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The historical downtown was
built by famous Europian architects. When You look to wonderful
figures in the balconies or roofs, pay attention to foots.-
Possible, that you have steped to shit. When You try not to step
to shit, pay attention to roofs and balconies.-Possible, that part of
the wonderful figure will fall down to your head. |
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Today Odessa has over one
million of population. This is the biggest city in the sea coast
of Ukraine. It is impossible to say about nationality of this
people. There was a flood of immigrants from western Europe, Russia,
southern countries two hundreds years ago. Townspeople are the mixture
of 70 nationalities, but main are: ukrainians, russians, jews,
bulgarians, romanians. |
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Want to see here guys with
beard that drink vodka from the bottle and playing balalaika in the
same time? There is only one possibility to do it- to visit russian
type of restaurants and pay such amount of money that will be enough
for ticket to Russia, where such guys will sing to You for the single
glass of vodka. |
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There is a wide range of
restaurants, that have such specific: prices depends not on quality
and taste of dishes, but on place and design of the restaurant.
Everything depends on, what will You choose:to spend 100 dollars (for
example)(98 Euro) in popular restaurant,or to spend 20 dollars(19,5
Euro) in not popular restaurant for the same kind of the dish. |
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Alcohol drinks are needed
to buy in special dealers shops. In other way, it is possible to buy
not vodka, but mixture of technical alcohol and water, with awful
consequence for the health. Instead of brandwine- mixture of tea (for
color), sugar and alcohol; instead of wine- mixture of alcohol with
something. Prices in Euro for bottle of: vodka-1,7...10;
brandwine-3...200; wine-1...5; beer-0,3-0,4 |
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The place of living in Odessa
depends on size of the purse or bank count. The problem with hotels
is absent. Cheapest way is to rent a flat. If You will choose this
way, pay attention to the owner of the flat- to avoid different problems
and missing of Yours things and baggage. |
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To get to Odessa is simple:
by railway, by bus, by plane. To get by sea- is not very easy-
timetable is absent, as well as ships, that were sold as second hand
metal. |
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Look for new adventures?
Try to get to city by own car. |
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Don't talk with gipsy. All
they want- money: all money that You have. They know the art of
hypnosis. |
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Odessa is a city of gifted
thiefs. No one from these guys will force You to give Your money. They
will do everything( with a help of words only) for understanding, that
better is to share Your money with them. |
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Everyone speak russian. Small
percent of people speak ukrainian and bulgarian. Majority of young people
know foreign languages: english, german, french. |
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POSSIBLE MISUNDERSTANDINGS:
- For ENGLISH speaking:
1. Word "тAK" has similar pronunciation with "FUCK", but this is the
short name from the word FACULITY
2. Word "THREW" has similar pronunciation with word "CPY", that means
"I AM SHITING"
- For GERMAN speaking:
1. Gesture in the picture means: everything is OK, or zero.
2. Word "охгдхьэ", that means you lie(uses by drunkards) has similar
pronunciation with german "VERPISS DICH".
3. Word "юь" is impossible to translate. It uses in sentences like
these: "You must go on foot "юь" three kilometers"- it means: you must
go on foot three kilometers and this is not a small distance. Or:
I woke up "юь" in twelve"- it means: I woke up in twelve. As usual I
wake up earlier. This word has similar pronunciation with "ARSCH".
4. Better not to use word "Herr", If You want say Your name. In russian "Herr" has similar pronunciation with "XEP", that means "Penis".
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