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Odessa opera theatre. If You
like wonderful architecture or You are admire of the good acoustics
and opera Your place is here. A lot of people say, that there are only two such theatres in Europe. They are in Wien and in Odessa. Please, compare. |
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"Passage" is a really wonderful place. Gaze and charm- all is needed from You. Pitty, but the small Cafe is absent here, because better is to sit and drink something slowly, then to stand and stare. |
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Sea port is a place for people, that like modern design. Good mixture of aluminium and glass. Port is very popular place among citizens of Ukraine. This is one of the places, that is liked by the western and eastern ukrainians- this happens very rarely. |
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If You will find the excursion to "Catacombs"- You are very lucky. "Catacombs" are labyrinth of mines, were limestones for city buildings were extracted years ago. If you will find the entrance and will decide to enter the "Catacombs"- it will mean that: You are an experienced human or You just an idiot.They are the dark labyrinth with a lot of floors. Remember this. |
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There are a lot of museums. All they are situated in the one part of the city. Distance between them is 5..15 minutes(on foot) and price for visit is very cheap. All they are dedicated to the history of the city. In some of museums of the art is possible to find wonderful photo and art exhibition, but very rarely. |
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There is a fortress that was built 2500 years ago in Belgorod-Dnestrovsky town (40 kilometers from Odessa). The age is not very small, isn't it? A lot of tourists like to pick up stones from this fortress- they do it with the aim to have a trophy from visiting. If You will decide to do so, remember, that huge amount of ants can kill the big animal. |
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There are no castles of the middleage period. All castles were built in 19 century. All they belong to rulers, to city and to museums. So, visiting for excursion, of the first two groups of castles is impossible. |
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If You like clubs, try to visit the part of the city, that is called "Arkadija". There are huge amount of clubs for different people and for different age. It is situated in the seacoast. Don't be wondered, when You will see guys in suits and girls in the evening dresses, that are drink something and stared on the couple of dancing idiots in such clothes too. |
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Almost 95% of Odessa's clubs have such atmosphere- when it is impossible to relax, because someone will stare on You and will compare Your's clothes and behaviour with his(her) own. And when someone will spent more money then You, someone will be very proud and will say to friends in the future: "You know, I was in arkadija few days ago. It was not very interesting, because we spent ... dollars for cocktails, and I soiled my clothes for ... dollars with this cocktail. In the future I'll go to another club." |
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If You really want to relax and to mislaid in the crowd of people that don't pay big attention to their clothes and to You, please search for such club and You will find. Smoking can be dangerous for You if You don't like to smoke tobacco. If You prefer to smoke something for relaxing of the mind- it's Yours choise. Remember, it is forbidden by the law. Policemen(iii) have the right to make search of Your pockets and checking documents. If they will find something in Your pockets, they have right to jail You. But if You used it and have nothing in pockets(except the stupid smile and mind) they have no right to jail, but have the right to find out about Your persone during 48 hours. So, in any case be very polite with policemen: smile to them and respect them, it will help to avoid problems. They have a lot of rights and You will not prove nothinng to them. Better is not to use drugs at all. |
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OTHER FACTS
- Best excursion is to cross downtown on foot
- If You are very strange and have the aim to read tables with such texts: "Here in the years of 1829-1831 lived the great writer Gogol" or "Here in the year of the 1870 was born the leader of the communist party of Bulgaria"- Hurry up, You have a lot of work.
- "...he can find everything and everywhere, even in the ass of devil". These are words from the cinema "Deja vu" of the Polish producer about american that was in Odessa. Have such possibility to watch it? Do it, before visiting.
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